YOU SAID:
I masturbated to a lion! Rawr!
INTO JAPANESE
私はライオンに自慰行為!Rawr!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the lion to masturbate! Rawr!
INTO JAPANESE
私は自慰行為をするライオン!Rawr!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a lion to masturbate! Rawr!
INTO JAPANESE
私が自慰行為をするライオン!Rawr!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lion I can masturbate! Rawr!
INTO JAPANESE
ライオンは、私は自慰行為をすることができます!Rawr!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lion I can masturbate! Rawr!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.