YOU SAID:
I'm waking up to farts'n'butts.
INTO JAPANESE
オナラで目が覚めた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up with farts.
INTO JAPANESE
おならで目が覚めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up with a fart.
INTO JAPANESE
おならで目が覚めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I woke up with a fart.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.