YOU SAID:

I'm very old and drunk, please be nice to me

INTO JAPANESE

私は非常に古いと酔って、私に優しくしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am very old and drunk, be very gentle with me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は非常に古く、酔って、非常に穏やかな私と一緒に。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My very old and drunk, very gentle with me.

INTO JAPANESE

私は非常に古いと私と酔って、非常に穏やかな。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Drunk with me and my very old, very gentle.

INTO JAPANESE

私と私の非常に古い、非常に穏やかな飲酒。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me and my very old, very moderate drinking.

INTO JAPANESE

私と私の非常に古い、非常に適度な飲酒。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Me and my very old, very moderate drinking.