YOU SAID:
I'm vegan so give me a salad please
INTO JAPANESE
私はビーガンですしてください、サラダを与えるので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am vegan and because it gives the salad, please
INTO JAPANESE
私は菜食主義者と、サラダを与えるのでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I give vegetarians and salad.
INTO JAPANESE
だから私は菜食主義者とサラダを与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So I give vegetarians and salad.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.