YOU SAID:

I'm trying to make this thing break itself because it seems like it would be hilarious to try. I haven't succeeded yet, but I'm certain that with enough discipline and patience, I will prevail in this endeavor.

INTO JAPANESE

試してみるのは面白そうなので、これを壊そうとしています。私はまだ成功していませんが、十分な規律と忍耐力を持って、この努力に勝つと確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems interesting to try, so I'm trying to break it. I haven't succeeded yet, but I am confident that I will win this effort with sufficient discipline and patience.

INTO JAPANESE

やってみるのは面白そうなので、壊そうとしています。私はまだ成功していませんが、十分な規律と忍耐をもってこの努力に勝つと確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems interesting to try, so I'm trying to break it. I haven't succeeded yet, but I'm confident that I will win this effort with good discipline and patience.

INTO JAPANESE

やってみるのは面白そうなので、壊そうとしています。私はまだ成功していませんが、良い規律と忍耐をもってこの努力に勝つと確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It seems interesting to try, so I'm trying to break it. I haven't succeeded yet, but I'm confident that I will win this effort with good discipline and patience.