YOU SAID:

I’m the person you probably had a crush on who never returned your calls and seemed too aloof to really understand your backwards methods of flirtation, but in reality, probably just didn’t want to get entangled in another bizarre emotional tryst that has no hope of adequate comprehension among people of our shared memetic heritage. My brain is behind at least eight proxies at any given time, and its IP address changes whenever I wake up from nap. Good luck trying to connect.

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私はあなたがたぶん電話をかけなかったし、あなたの後ろ向きの浮気方法を本当に理解するには余りにも戸惑ったように思えた人です。私たちの共通のミーム遺産の人々の間で適切な理解を望みます。私の脳私は

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I'm a person who probably didn't call you and seemed so puzzled to really understand how your backwards cheating is. We want a proper understanding among the people of our common meme heritage. My brain i

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私はおそらくあなたに電話をしなかった人で、あなたの後方への不正行為がどのように行われているのかを本当に理解するのに困惑したようでした。私たちは私たちの共通のミーム遺産の人々の間で適切な理解を求めています。私の脳私は

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I was probably the one who didn't call you and was puzzled to really understand how your backward cheating was happening. We seek proper understanding among the people of our common meme heritage. My brain i

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私はおそらくあなたに電話をかけず、あなたの後ろ向きの不正行為がどのように起こっているのかを本当に理解するのに困惑した人でした。私たちは共通のミーム遺産の人々の間で適切な理解を求めます。私の脳私は

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I was probably someone who didn't call you and was puzzled to really understand how your retroactive cheating is happening. We seek proper understanding among people of the common meme heritage. My brain i

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私はおそらくあなたに電話をかけず、あなたの遡及的な不正行為がどのように起こっているのかを本当に理解するのに困惑した人でした。私たちは共通のミーム遺産の人々の間で適切な理解を求めます。私の脳私は

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I was probably someone who didn't call you and was puzzled to really understand how your retroactive cheating is happening. We seek proper understanding among people of the common meme heritage. My brain i