YOU SAID:
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
INTO JAPANESE
私は新しいガンだ、見栄えはしたことがない、あなたはそれに耐えることができない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a new cancer, I have never looked pretty, you can not bear it
INTO JAPANESE
私は新しい癌だ、私はきれいに見えたことがない、あなたはそれを負うことはできない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a new cancer, I have never looked pretty, you can not bear it
That didn't even make that much sense in English.