YOU SAID:
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
INTO JAPANESE
私はより良い見たことがない、新しいがん
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I better never seen new cancer
INTO JAPANESE
見たことがない新しい癌をより良い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have not seen new cancer better
INTO JAPANESE
新しいがんより良い見たことがないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Better than new cancer never seen.
INTO JAPANESE
見たことがない新しいがんよりも優れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Better than never seen new cancers.
INTO JAPANESE
見たことがない新しい癌よりも優れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Better than never seen new cancers.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.