YOU SAID:

I'm the guilty judge who stole the fudge, three sheers for old ensign!!!!!!!

INTO JAPANESE

私はファッジを盗んだ罪を犯した裁判官です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a guilty judge who stole fudge.

INTO JAPANESE

私はファッジを盗んだ有罪判事です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a guilty judge who stole fudge.