YOU SAID:
I'm taking the dog, dumbass!
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を連れています、ばかげています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog, ridiculous!
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っています、ばかげています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog, it's ridiculous!
INTO JAPANESE
私は犬を飼っています、それはばかげています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a dog, it's ridiculous!
You should move to Japan!