YOU SAID:
i'm takin this horse by the reins makin redcoats redder with bloodstains
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの馬を手綱でターキンしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm takining this horse with reins
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの馬を手綱でいじっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm tinkering with this horse with reins
INTO JAPANESE
私は手綱でこの馬をいじくり回しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm tinkering with this horse with reins
That didn't even make that much sense in English.