YOU SAID:

I'm sure there is a filter that turns a sentence into absolute gibberish somehow.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、文章を何とか絶対にばかばかしくするフィルタがあると確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am convinced that there is a filter that makes the sentence absolutely ridiculous.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、その文を絶対にばかげたものにするフィルターがあると確信しています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am convinced that there is a filter that makes the sentence absolutely ridiculous.