YOU SAID:
I'm sue, if I were green I would die.
INTO JAPANESE
そうだ、もし私が緑色だったら死んでいただろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes, if I was green I would be dead.
INTO JAPANESE
そう、私が緑色だったら死んでいたでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, if I was green, I'd be dead.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、もし私が緑色だったら、私は死んでいたでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, if I was green, I'd be dead.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.