YOU SAID:
I'm spending way too long shooting my foot in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
鏡に自分の足を映すのにあまりにも長い時間を費やしています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I spend too much time looking at my feet in the mirror.
INTO JAPANESE
私は鏡で自分の足を見ることにあまりにも多くの時間を費やします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I spend too much time looking at my feet in the mirror.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.