YOU SAID:
I'm sorry that I bombed your nations greatest capital, you see, I needed to get your attention, oh homosexual one
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの国の最大の資本金を爆破したことを申し訳なく思っています。私はあなたの注意を喚起する必要がありました、オハイオ同性愛者
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry I blew up the biggest capital of your country. I needed to call your attention, Oh gay
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの国の最大の首都を爆破したのは残念です。私はあなたの注意を呼び出す必要があった、ああゲイ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a pity that we blew up the biggest capital of your country. I had to call your attention, gay ah
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの国の最大の首都を爆破したのは残念です。私はあなたの注意を呼ぶ必要があった、ゲイああ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a pity that we blew up the biggest capital of your country. I had to call your attention, gay ah
That didn't even make that much sense in English.