YOU SAID:
I'm sorry sir, but you have cancer of the buttocks.
INTO JAPANESE
ごめんなさい、お尻の癌がある。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry, I have cancer of the buttocks.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私はお尻の癌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, I have cancer in the buttocks.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私はお尻に癌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am sorry, I have cancer in my buttocks.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私は私の臀部に癌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, I have cancer in my buttocks.
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私は私の臀部に癌があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry, I have cancer in my buttocks.
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