YOU SAID:
i`m so freaking tough you would die if i touched you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに触れたら死ぬだろう、私はとてもおかしなタフです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would die if I touched you, I'm so funny tough!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに触れた場合、私は死ぬだろう、私はとても面白いタフです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would die if I touched you, I'm so funny tough!
Come on, you can do better than that.