YOU SAID:
I’m so bizarre because I got ran over by a car.
INTO JAPANESE
私は車にひかれたので、私はとても奇妙です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very strange because I was hit by a car.
INTO JAPANESE
私は車にはねられたので、私は非常に奇妙です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am very strange because I was hit by a car.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.