YOU SAID:
I'm so bat I defecate Goths.
INTO JAPANESE
私はゴスを排泄するのでとてもバットです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a bat because I excrete Goth
INTO JAPANESE
私はゴスを排泄するので私はバットです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a bat because I excrete Goth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.