YOU SAID:
I'm Shane Dawson and I haven't showered in six weeks
INTO JAPANESE
私はシェーン・ドーソンで、私は6週間シャワーを浴びていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Shane Dawson and I've been taking a shower for six weeks.
INTO JAPANESE
私はシェーン・ドーソンで、私は6週間シャワーを浴びています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm Shane Dawson and I've been taking a shower for six weeks.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.