YOU SAID:
I’m secretly a spider and I hate spiders
INTO JAPANESE
私は密かにクモで、私はクモが嫌いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am secretly a spider, I hate spiders
INTO JAPANESE
私は密かに蜘蛛です、私はクモが嫌いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am secretly a spider, I hate spiders
You've done this before, haven't you.