YOU SAID:
I'm riding on a good old-fashioned train, and I hope that good old-fashioned train don't get derailed.
INTO JAPANESE
私良い昔ながら電車に乗っています、良い昔ながらの列車が脱線しないことと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think that my good old fashioned train ride, good old fashioned train was not derailed.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の良い古い昔ながらの電車に乗って、良い古い昔ながらの列車が脱線しないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I got my good old fashioned train, good old fashioned train was not derailed.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の良い古い昔ながらの鉄道を持って、良い古い昔ながらの列車が脱線しないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I have my good old fashioned train, good old fashioned train was not derailed.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の良い古い昔ながらの鉄道を持って、良い古い昔ながらの列車が脱線しないと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think I have my good old fashioned train, good old fashioned train was not derailed.
Come on, you can do better than that.