YOU SAID:
I'm ready for the ex long dik!
INTO JAPANESE
私は元長いdikの準備ができています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am ready for the former long dik!
INTO JAPANESE
私は元の長いdikの準備ができています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am ready for the original long dik!
INTO JAPANESE
私は元の長いdikの準備ができています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am ready for the original long dik!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.