YOU SAID:
i'm out of saltines////////////// us cracka lacking!
INTO JAPANESE
私は午前 saltines///から私たち白人が欠けている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am from saltines / / / we whites are missing!
INTO JAPANESE
私午前 saltines から///白不足している!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am from saltines / white are missing!
INTO JAPANESE
私午前 saltines から/ホワイトがない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am from saltines / white, no!
INTO JAPANESE
私午前 saltines から/ホワイト、ない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am from saltines / white, no!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.