YOU SAID:
I'm out of saltines, I'm cracka lackin'!
INTO JAPANESE
私は塩分がなくなりました、私はひどい欠けです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have lost salt, I am terribly lacking!
INTO JAPANESE
私は塩を失った、私はひどく欠けている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lost salt, I am badly missing!
INTO JAPANESE
私は塩を失った、私はひどく欠けている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I lost salt, I am badly missing!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.