YOU SAID:
I'm only here because I'm too chicken to kill myself.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すには鶏すぎるので私はここにいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am here because I am too chicken to kill myself.
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すには鶏すぎるので私はここにいる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am here because I am too chicken to kill myself.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.