YOU SAID:
I'm on an adventure to save the human race. Excuse me sir, do you know how far it is to hinky chinky land?
INTO JAPANESE
私は人類を救う冒険をしています。すみません、私はどこまで酔っ払いの土地を奪うのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am on an adventure to save humanity. Excuse me, how far will I take away the land of drunk?
INTO JAPANESE
私は人類を救うための冒険をしています。すみません、酔っ払った土地をどこまで奪い取るのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am doing an adventure to save humanity. Sorry, how far will you take away the drunk land?
You've done this before, haven't you.