YOU SAID:
I'm offended and don't ever come near me again.
INTO JAPANESE
私は気分を害し、二度と近づくことはありません。
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I am in a bad mood and will never approach again.
INTO JAPANESE
機嫌が悪くて二度と近づかない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in a bad mood and I'll never get close again.
INTO JAPANESE
機嫌が悪くて二度と近づけない
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I'm in a bad mood and I can't get any closer.
INTO JAPANESE
機嫌が悪くて近づけない。
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I can't get close because I'm in a bad mood.
INTO JAPANESE
機嫌が悪いので近づけない。
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I can't get close because I'm in a bad mood.
That's deep, man.