YOU SAID:
I'm not going to prison; enjoy the red hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は刑務所に行くつもりはない。赤い帽子を楽しむ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not going to jail. Enjoy a red hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は刑務所に行くつもりはない。赤い帽子をお楽しみください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not going to jail. Please enjoy a red hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は刑務所に行くつもりはない。赤い帽子をお楽しみください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not going to jail. Please enjoy a red hat.
That's deep, man.