YOU SAID:
I'm not even supposed to be here today
INTO JAPANESE
今日ここにいるはずもないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No one should be here today.
INTO JAPANESE
1 つは今日ここにする必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You need one of you here today.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは今日ここであなたの 1 つを必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You today where one of your needs.
INTO JAPANESE
あなた今日ここで 1 つあなたのニーズ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You today where one of your needs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
