YOU SAID:
I'm never not going to avoid skipping lunch with you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたとの昼食を抜くことを決して避けるつもりはありません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will never avoid skipping lunch with you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたとの昼食を抜くことは絶対に避けません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will never avoid skipping lunch with you!
That's deep, man.