YOU SAID:
i’m never going to be in love with ron weasly, because he is a hairy bigfoot dude that eats all muggles in sight.
INTO JAPANESE
決してつもりロン weasly と恋になるので彼は視力のすべてのマグルを食べる毛むくじゃらビッグフット男。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Never going gonna fall in love with weasly he is a hairy bighead man who eats all the muggles of sight.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はまったく恋に落ちることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He never falls in love.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は決して恋に落ちない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He never falls in love.
Well done, yes, well done!