YOU SAID:
I'm lying when I say I'm not lying.
INTO JAPANESE
嘘をついていないと言ったら嘘をついています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you say you are not lying, you are lying.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが嘘をついていないと言うなら、あなたは嘘をついています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you say you are not lying, you are lying.
Come on, you can do better than that.