YOU SAID:
I'm like hey what's up hello
INTO JAPANESE
私のようなちょっと何ハロー
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I like Hey what Hello
INTO JAPANESE
私のようにちょっとこんにちはどのような
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I'm kind of like Hello what kind
INTO JAPANESE
私はどのようなこんにちはのようのようなものです。
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I like what hi as that is.
INTO JAPANESE
好き何ですこんにちは。
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Like, what is a hi.
INTO JAPANESE
ようは何です、こんにちは。
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Like what is the hi.
INTO JAPANESE
どのようなは、こんにちは。
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What is Hi.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは何です。
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Hi What is.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは何です。
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Hi What is.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.