YOU SAID:

I'm just going to give this things an absurdly long sentence and hope it works.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこのことをとてつもなく長い文にして、うまくいくことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I make this a ridiculously long sentence and hope it works.

INTO JAPANESE

これをとてつもなく長い文にし、うまくいくことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I make this an incredibly long sentence and hope it works.

INTO JAPANESE

私はこれを信じられないほど長い文章にし、うまくいくことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I make this an incredibly long sentence and hope it works.