YOU SAID:
I’m just going to be at home doing crack today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は家にいてひび割れをするつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to crack at home today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は家で割れます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crack at home today.
INTO JAPANESE
今日は家で割れます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crack at home today.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.