YOU SAID:
I'm Jesus and I have a brick of cocaine
INTO JAPANESE
私はイエスです、コカインのレンガを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am Jesus, I have a cocaine brick
INTO JAPANESE
私はイエス、コカインのレンガを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a brick of Jesus, cocaine
INTO JAPANESE
私はイエスのレンガ、コカインを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a brick of Jesus, cocaine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.