YOU SAID:
I'm in the middle of giving birth.
INTO JAPANESE
私は出産真っ最中。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm giving birth in the middle.
INTO JAPANESE
私は途中で出産です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a birth in the middle.
INTO JAPANESE
私は中間の誕生です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a birth in the middle.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.