YOU SAID:
I’m holding her lunch, Christ Kevin I’m holding her lunch! Tomika!
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女の昼食をとっています、キリスト・ケビン私は彼女の昼食をとっています!トミカ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm having her lunch, Christ Kevin I'm having her lunch! Tomica!
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女の昼食を食べています、キリスト・ケビン私は彼女の昼食を食べています!トミカ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm eating her lunch, Christ Kevin I'm eating her lunch! Tomica!
INTO JAPANESE
私は彼女の昼食を食べています、キリスト・ケビン私は彼女の昼食を食べています!トミカ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm eating her lunch, Christ Kevin I'm eating her lunch! Tomica!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.