YOU SAID:
I'm having some tea while my cat mewls in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の猫が私の耳に mewls しながらお茶を抱えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am having tea with my cat and mewls in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
私の猫とお茶があるので、私の耳に mewls。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have tea with my cat in my ear mewls.
INTO JAPANESE
私の耳に私の猫と紅茶がある mewls。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mewls have tea with my cat in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
Mewls 私の耳に私の猫と茶があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tea with my cat Mewls to my ears.
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