YOU SAID:
I'm good friends with Ian, I am deathly afraid of birds to the point that I hide inside all day and I like seeing all different kinds of bird.
INTO JAPANESE
イアンの良き友人、私は死鳥ポイント内すべての日を非表示、すべての異なる種類の鳥を見ることのようなを恐れて。
Come on, you can do better than that.