YOU SAID:
i'm gonna slap this guy with an eel
INTO JAPANESE
うなぎでこの男を叩くつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to hit this guy with an eel
INTO JAPANESE
うなぎでこの男を襲うつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to attack this guy with an eel
INTO JAPANESE
うなぎでこの男を攻撃するつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to attack this guy with an eel
That didn't even make that much sense in English.