YOU SAID:
I'm gonna nail that dude.
INTO JAPANESE
私はその男を釘付けにします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I nail the man.
INTO JAPANESE
私は男を釘付けします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I nail a man.
INTO JAPANESE
私は男を釘付けします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I nail a man.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.