YOU SAID:

i'm gonna murder you with my biscuit

INTO JAPANESE

私のビスケットと殺人するつもり

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I intend to murder with my biscuits

INTO JAPANESE

私はビスケットを殺すつもりだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to kill the biscuits.

INTO JAPANESE

私はビスケットを殺すつもりです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am going to kill the biscuits.