YOU SAID:
i'm gonna kuso on the floor and make tu madre eat it
INTO JAPANESE
私は床の上にkusoつもりだし、tu madreにそれを食べさせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to kuso on the floor and let tu madre eat it
INTO JAPANESE
私は床にくそをするつもりだし、tu madreにそれを食べさせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to shit on the floor and let tu madre eat it
INTO JAPANESE
床にたわごとしてtu madreに食べさせよう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Let the tu madre eat it as a floor wag
INTO JAPANESE
tu madreにフロアワッグとしてそれを食べさせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
have tu madre eat it as a floor wag
INTO JAPANESE
tu madreにフロアワッグとしてそれを食べさせなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have tu madre eat it as a floor wag
INTO JAPANESE
tu madreにフロアワッグとしてそれを食べさせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
have tu madre eat it as a floor wag
INTO JAPANESE
tu madreにフロアワッグとしてそれを食べさせなさい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have tu madre eat it as a floor wag
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