YOU SAID:
I'm gonna jerkoff so hard right now.
INTO JAPANESE
今一生懸命 jerkoff をつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now life is going hard jerkoff.
INTO JAPANESE
今の生活はハード jerkoff を予定です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now life is going hard jerkoff.
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