YOU SAID:
I'm gonna go take a big hot pee, right now!
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、大きな熱いおしっこを取りに行くよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to pick up a big hot pee right now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今大きな熱いおしっこを拾うつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to pick up a big hot pee right now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今大きな熱いおしっこを拾うつもりです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am going to pick up a big hot pee right now
You should move to Japan!