YOU SAID:

I'm gonna get on my knees, would you kick me in the face please? It'll make whatever I say sound like poetry.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひざまずくつもりです、あなたは私の顔を蹴ってくれませんか?それは私が言うことは何でも詩のように聞こえるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to kneel, will you kick me in the face? It would sound like poetry whatever I say.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひざまずくつもりです、あなたは私の顔を蹴りますか?私が何を言っても詩のように聞こえます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to kneel, will you kick me in the face? Whatever I say sounds like poetry.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひざまずくつもりです、あなたは私の顔を蹴りますか?私が言うことは何でも詩のように聞こえます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to kneel, will you kick me in the face? Anything I say sounds like poetry.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひざまずくつもりです、あなたは私の顔を蹴りますか?私が言うことはすべて詩のように聞こえます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to kneel, will you kick me in the face? Everything I say sounds like poetry.

INTO JAPANESE

私はひざまずくつもりです、あなたは私の顔を蹴りますか?私が言うことはすべて詩のように聞こえます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm going to kneel, will you kick me in the face? Everything I say sounds like poetry.