YOU SAID:

I'm gonna flagellate you with my fookin' beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of mechanical orbs and use surgical precision to sew them to your mammories where your womanhood ought to be just so Ican junpkick them with mah iron fookin' feet you kisama!

INTO JAPANESE

俺のクソヒゲでお前を鞭打ってやる！お前のために機械の球を一組作って、それを外科手術のような精度でお前の胸の、女らしさがあるべき場所に縫い付けてやる、そうすれば俺の鉄のクソ足でジャンクキックしてやる、キサマ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll whip you with my damn beard! I'll build you a set of mechanical balls and sew them with surgical precision to your chest where your womanhood should be, and then I'll kick your junk with my damn iron feet, you bastard!

INTO JAPANESE

俺のヒゲでお前を鞭打ってやる！お前のために機械のボール一式を作り、それを外科手術のような精密さでお前の女らしさがあるべき胸に縫い付けてやる、そして俺の鉄の足でお前のアソコを蹴ってやる、この野郎！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll whip you with my beard! I'll build you a set of mechanical balls and sew them with surgical precision to your chest where your womanhood should be, and I'll kick you in the ass with my iron feet, you bastard!

INTO JAPANESE

ひげで鞭打ってやる！機械のボールを一式作って、それを外科手術のような精密さであなたの胸の、女らしさがあるべきところに縫い付けて、鉄の足でお尻を蹴ってやる、このろくでなしめ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll whip you with my beard! I'll make you a set of mechanical balls and sew them with surgical precision to your chest where your womanhood should be and kick your ass with my iron feet, you bastard!

INTO JAPANESE

ひげで鞭打ってやる！機械のボールを一式作って、それを外科手術のような精密さであなたの胸の、女らしさがあるべきところに縫い付けて、鉄の足であなたの尻を蹴ってやる、このろくでなし！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll whip you with my beard! I'll make you a set of mechanical balls and sew them with surgical precision to your chest where your womanhood should be and kick your ass with my iron feet, you bastard!