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YOU SAID:

I'm gonna call in sick and take a shower

INTO JAPANESE

病気で電話してシャワーを浴びる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Call me sick and take a shower

INTO JAPANESE

私を病気と呼んでシャワーを浴びる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Call me sick and take a shower

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